Octopus suction vibrator

 

Ditey rates 5/5

 

First: Hello!

Wanted to name this post differently, but it came on… too strong as a headline, so here it is:

Go fuck yourself- vibrator

Now let me explain why this name:
There are octopus species that once they’re about to mate, male octopus rips his penis off (don’t worry, he’ll grow a new one) and throws is at lady octopus. She can go fuck herself all on her own.
Now you know why.

Honestly, I love this product tho the name suggested otherwise.
It’s super cute! I’d keep it on my night desk all the time. Looks so innocent. Bit weird as a decoration, but there are much much weirder decorations out there.
It looks like a camera, so maybe put it near a laptop?

 

This list is gonna be short, but lets list it: 

+ It’s gorgeous and very pleasant to touch. I keep it on my night table and it looks hella cute and innocent.
+ ABS silicone
+ 9 frequencies, 7 suction and 2 modes at the end has suction & vibration
+ Rechargeable
+ SO CUUUUTE!


– It’s not entirely waterproof. Washed it and had to be very careful to keep it moth down to now let any water in.
– Too cute! Feel kinda ashamed to use it to get off. Oh well..
– Will numb you out, BUT it’ll get you off again and again. No worries!

All in all:

I have nothing bad to say about this vibrator. Have to tell you a secret:
I started to test Womanizer and ended up switching to this until the end. If you were wondering to pay 250€ for a suction vibrator or 30€ don’t even think twice again. But Womanizer has vibration and suction at every frequency.

You can compare it to womanizer pro or 2goLumunu and hands free comes with suction features too.

Every time I get a new toy, especially if it has the suction function, I’ll test it on the tip of my finger first. OH MY GAWD!!! You could feel the pulsation and suction very well since lvl1. And there’s 9 of them. The last one drives you nuts. 

 

Pro tips:

  • Actually don’t recommend using lube this time. It doesn’t change anything + it’s hard to clean it out. Honestly think it could and would get into the motor of the toy and destroy it before its time.
  • Perfect gift!
  • Cute decor
  • Absolutely great travel companion + it’s light
  • One of the best suction toys I’ve tried by far. 

 

Stay tuned for a straight link to where to buy this and to get a discount.
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TATAAAAAAA!

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