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Kiss toy

Posted on June 24, 2020November 17, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 1/5 Hello, darlings! It’s been too long. Life goes on a little bit too fast for me to follow after and...... Read More

Seahorse secret 🤫

Posted on June 22, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 2/5 Hello, darlings! Today’s review is about yet another toy that I’ve been curious about ever since started blogging and was...... Read More

Zumio X

Posted on May 20, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 10/10 Hello, darlings! Zumio X review is one of those good toy reviews that I’ve been sitting on for a while....... Read More

Strong tongue game

Posted on April 24, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4,8/5 Hello, darlings! This review is brought to you by Sohimi in exchange for my honest review. Honestly, there aren’t that...... Read More

Lelo Gigi 2

Posted on April 19, 2020November 18, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Greetings darlings! As it happens this review is also about G spot vibrator as was the last review. The only...... Read More

Bumpy ride for your G spot

Posted on April 18, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Hello, darlings! Today we’re about to review yet another possibly wonderful G spot vibrator. Ok who am I kidding; it...... Read More

Seduction with suction

Posted on April 16, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Greetings darlings! It really was hard to settle my heart on any kind of rate for this toy. This is...... Read More

Super duper ultra wand!

Posted on April 13, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Greetings love! Yet another product is about to be reviewed that I’ve been dying to get my hands on ever...... Read More

Wand unlike any other

Posted on April 11, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 3/5 Hello there! Oh boy, this is exciting to get to review an Iroha product finally but sadly it’s not one...... Read More

Gentlemans left hand

Posted on April 8, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello, darlings! Here we are again about to review yet another masturbation cup from Tenga and as usual, was not...... Read More

Mini but as mighty as regular wand?

Posted on April 7, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Greetings darlings! It has been a while. Here I was in a mad-sad little cocoon after losing my job due...... Read More

Dr. Clockwork

Posted on March 17, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 1/5 Greetings darlings! I’m gonna be honest and tell you that it was a bit of too exciting to try this...... Read More

Under the sea

Posted on March 16, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello, darlings! First of all sorry for ruining the little mermaid, it was one of my childhood favorites too. Used...... Read More

Most Sinful lube on market

Posted on February 18, 2020August 15, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello, darlings! Every time reviewing a lube I’ll start by saying that I’ll keep it short since there isn’t much...... Read More

To start with this kit or not to?

Posted on February 18, 2020November 18, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 3/5 Hello, darlings! So we got our first sex kit here for a review from Sinful and oh boy do I...... Read More

Blowjob & penetration combined? Sign me up!

Posted on February 10, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4,9/5 Hello, darlings! To keep things fair, since the last review was for women (and one before that) I’m finally getting...... Read More

Lube specially designed for ladies

Posted on February 1, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello darlings! Sorry guys, but this lube is specially designed for females to relieve vaginal dryness etc that some...... Read More

Love for your clit

Posted on January 16, 2020November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 1/5 Hello, darlings! It has been way too long. Hopefully, everyone’s year started with a bang. Yes, sexy kind of bang.Well,...... Read More

Small but feisty Eva 2

Posted on November 28, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 2,7/5 Hello Darlings! Yet another creation that I took my sweet time to get to know it. Why?Well all these years...... Read More

Sili Saddle!

Posted on November 27, 2019November 18, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello darlings! I was quite excited to get my own Sili Saddle to try and experience with. Tho it isn’t...... Read More

Fuckslut lube (yes you read that right)

Posted on November 4, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 3/5   Hello, darlings! First of all: why so aggressive?!Name written in all caps and kinda feel like some are cursing...... Read More

Tenga you can do better than this

Posted on October 20, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 2,5/5   Hello, darlings! I have to apologize for the big gap between reviews. Flu got best of me and in...... Read More

Menstrual cup sterilizer

Posted on September 28, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4,5/5 Hello, darlings! This post is especially for women and our delightful time of the month. If you’ll remember while back...... Read More

This silicone lube tho

Posted on September 18, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Hello, darlings! I’ll keep this one short since this was pretty basic silicone lube in my opinion so much to...... Read More

Gentlemens best friend

Posted on September 13, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Good morning darlings! I’ve got so many questions about products for men and happy to say that this is one...... Read More

Über useful for household!

Posted on August 7, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, Darlings! SO EXCITED to review this lube. Yes, lube. A few months ago contacted Karen Plomin about trying...... Read More

Gentlemans right hand

Posted on August 4, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Happy Sunday darlings! It’s a normal Sunday, but something you just have to decide that this day is gonna...... Read More

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s a wand!

Posted on July 26, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4,5/5   Hello, Darlings! Welcome to Gvibe review part two! This post is gonna be filled with exclamation marks since I...... Read More

Soft like nothing else!

Posted on July 24, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, darlings! If I could give this more than five stars I would. It made it to my favorite...... Read More

Anal Jewel

Posted on July 22, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello, darlings!A special hello to darlings that like ‘butt stuff’. If you’re no into it by now, you’ll be by...... Read More

Man handle your G-spot and A-spot with this toy

Posted on July 17, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello darlings! I told you today’s post won’t be disappointing. This is it!I’ve read so much about this and mostly...... Read More

King of the wands: Doxy 3

Posted on July 16, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5 Hello darlings! Yet another magnificent toy that has been holding on to and waiting for the perfect moment to review...... Read More

Absolutely egg-static!

Posted on June 29, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 2/5   Hello, darlings! I’ve been sitting on this post like a chicken on her eggs.. *badum tsss* For obvious reasons, I...... Read More

Jazz up Easter with these eggs!

Posted on June 24, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
   Ditey rates 4.8/5   Well Hello there!  I’d imagine that extra effect made it sound a bit more inviting and intimidating. Did it?...... Read More

Zeus electrosex Arcana, Electro vibe wand

Posted on June 22, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5   Hello there! So I’ve taken it as my mission, in the name of science, to try as many wands as...... Read More

Veryclean 2.0 Universal Cleaning Spray

Posted on June 17, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, darlings! First of all, I’d like to say BRAVO to whoever named this spray. Cleaning spray? Well yes. Very...... Read More

To cup or no cup? That is the question..

Posted on June 16, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Let me guess, you’re thinking: Shakespeare? Really?Hold on, I’ll explain!! Hello, my darlings! I’ve been meaning to make a period...... Read More

Solemeo (lava lube)

Posted on June 11, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4.5/5   Hello, darlings! We are gathered here today to judge yet another lube and this is only the beginning of...... Read More

Janus for your anus?

Posted on June 8, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, darlings! We’re back here to review my fav kind of toy: glass!This one is special and multifunctional for him...... Read More

Double action vibration?

Posted on June 5, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 3.5/5   Hello, darlings! Round we go and always come back to Leten. Hands down one of my fav brands. Now you know...... Read More

Great water based lube!

Posted on May 29, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Buenas! It has been a while. I’ve been pretty busy with this lube. Yes, you read that right. This stuff...... Read More

When you want non vibrator looking vibrator

Posted on May 22, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.. – Eminem Yes. I just quoted Eminem’s song from Lose yourself....... Read More

U vibrator

Posted on May 17, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 1.2/5   Hello, darlings! It has been a while. There is no excuse so you work up one for yourself if it...... Read More

Apply generously to your clit until satisfied with result.

Posted on May 11, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, darlings! I know I know it has been a while. I’ve been busy again. Good news! The website is...... Read More

Hot pink afternoon delight

Posted on May 3, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5   Hello? Yes, we’re going pink again. This one is a radiant and gorgeous IRL. The camera doesn’t do it any...... Read More

Japanese worm wand

Posted on May 2, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Moshimoshii!  This one gets pure 5. It doesn’t look like much and I did not expect much of it...... Read More

Classy wand business

Posted on April 30, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 4/5 Hello darlings! Yay for yet another wand! I’m obsessed with wands. They’re seriously most handy toys and not for private play...... Read More

Ditey is not amused

Posted on April 27, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 1/5   Buenas!  I have to make a post on weekend, cuz have been lazy and am behind the schedule. Sorry,...... Read More

Prepare your mind to be blown away!

Posted on April 26, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 5/5   Hello, darlings!  This one was an absolute surprise. Going through the entire series and here are some of the products of the...... Read More

My most expensive disappointment yet

Posted on April 24, 2019November 21, 2020 by Ditey
 Ditey rates 3/5   Hello, darlings! I can’t stall any longer this one. Womanizer Pro 500 has been my collections superstar and waiter...... Read More

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